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My coworker just growled at his email, and I got really turned on… :(
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I just remembered
I’ve had sex a guy who drives a Sebring convertible. :(
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My breakfast is too hot to eat, and I need to leave soon. :( This is quite honestly my BIGGEST problem at the moment.  The firm just hired me on permanently at a salary that is… I mean… it’s over twice as much as I have ever made in my life.  Kai and I are getting closer again, making home life much more loving and harmonious.  AND I met this really awesome male human who...
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“Samantha: Until he says “I love you”, you’re a free agent. ...”
– Sex and the city
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I have one hour to decide
If I’m going to try to stop wearing my glasses to work.  I’ve been using them as a professionalism security blanket for over a year now, and I’d like to think I don’t need them to not accidentally talk about Satan and the advantages of swallowing.  They undeniably make me look smarter. I mean, let’s just be honest about that thing- you can’t help but get...
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lost boats memorial: IM MAD →
cholalicious: im so offended omg. i was eating with some of my friends and this new chick and my friends brought up my sugar daddy thing and i had to explain it and shit cos this new bitch was all interested in it and she was like “omg ur life is like the book Fifty Shades of Grey!!!” and im like “isn’t… OMG AZN CHOLA YOU ARE THE BEST- I LOVE YOU. 
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