Can we just talk about how awesome maxi dresses are? I mean they don’t last very long which is super sad but I love that I can go from day to night (aka scumming around the house with no bra on, to fancy restaurant that is dark enough that you can’t see all the cat hair on this thing) in a matter of.. well… how ever long it takes me to do my makeup. (kuz seriously I haven’ been wearing a smudge at home)
I also wanted to tell you guys that I almost got decapitated the other day! (I’m not joking)
It has been really windy in LA lately especially a few days ago and the day before yesterday, I woke up to a huge disaster in the kitchen thanks to my kitties. They had somehow opened the freezer and knocked out a bunch of frozen vegetables and my stash of frozen broth. So there was melted broth and veggie goop all over the floor, being soaked up by the rag rug that I made. So I was like great, now I have a soup flavored rug that I’M PRETTY SURE will get destroyed in the washing machine/drier. So I dumped it in the bathtub and washed it by hand. Once it was rinsed, I set up my little drying rack out on my balcony over the spot where I normally sit and read/write my grocery list/plan my tasks every afternoon. Since the rug was hanging out there, I did my tea time planning inside and then suddenly WHAM! A huge piece of 4’x3’ plywood flew into the balcony right where I sit, slamming into the wall. I say flew because it came in faster than gravity + acceleration of it merely falling off the roof. It came in for fucking fast it was like some wind spirit just threw it at our apartment.
So yeah… I mean, if I wouldn’t have been decapitated, my windpipe would have surely been crushed.
It took me a few days to talk about it, aside from a shaken email to my building manager who never replied. :/